Monkey Spanker®- Spank it Baby!

The Monkey Spanker is a brand new innovative tool that you will get hooked on in no time.

Lads

Monkey Spanker the brand new stylish vibrating masturbator for Men!

With sleek uber-cool styling, Monkey Spanker is the first non-dodgy sex toy for men that you won’t get dumped for owning. Monkey Spanker is the perfect complement for your adult video collection and loads of fun if your partner gets in on the action. If you haven’t got a partner Monkey Spanking is an excellent way to waste away the hours until you do!

Girls

Girls, does your man need a darn good spanking? Bring out his animal side with a Monkey Spanker. So if you want to put a smile on his face, slip this on his manhood and spank him into a frenzy. Once you’ve got him going he’ll be more than ready for the main course. Then climb aboard and reap the rewards. If you still want more, use the detachable bullet vibrator on yourself because why should he have all the fun? Happy Spanking!

What we say

Monkey Spanker Vibrator is a brand new tool for spanking the monkey. Based on an innovative diaphragm design, Monkey Spanker forms a vibrating tube as it wraps around your dick. The super soft stretchy pad is made from a highly specialised medical grade material and has been designed to feel just like a woman's soft loveliness. Monkey Spankers feel really really good better than a hand & blow jobs and produce intense and extremely satisfying orgasms.

What the people say!

"Got one from my girlfriend - she blindfolded me and slipped it on my dick; thought I was getting a blowjob!"

"Ace! Boyfriend loved it, tonnes of fun, best prezzie I got him."

"Top idea!!! Went down a storm, good laugh at the stag party I went to!!!"

"Loved my Monkey Spanker so much I took it on a trip to France. Got searched at customs, they thought I was carrying drugs and pulled it to bits! Can you send me another one please."

Monkey Spanker Instructions

Always use with lubrication.

For best results use Monkey Spanker when you’re turned on. Monkey Spanker is designed to be used on a nice stiff dick. Best ways we know to get one of these is as follows:

1.         Watch some porn - always guaranteed to get your dick as stiff as a crow bar. Lube up the spanker, turn on the vibrator and spank for England (or whichever country you’re from).

2.         Pull out your favourite girly mag. Looking at all those hot asses will have you harder than a Hungarian bare knuckle fighter in no time. Repeat as above.

3.         Get your misses in on the job. Nothing like your woman to get you ripping through the front of your trousers as soon as she says.…well..anything as long as she hasn’t got any knickers on. Then lie back and leave the spanking to her.

4.         Advanced Spankerism - You can also use the Spanker as a couples sex tool.* Lube up the Spanker, line it up with your woman’s private parts, get her to hold it against her body, turn on the vibrator and knob her and the Spanker at the same time. Lush!

5.         Handy Bonus Usage - Spanking away that morning glory so you’ll be able to piss straight and put your trousers on without having to wait an hour before you can leave the house in the morning. Gentle Spanking - Ease the central silicone pad over the head of your cock. Best positioned just under your head – at the top of your shaft; making small movements in that area will build into an intense orgasm in no time.

6.         Handy Bonus Usage - Spanking away that morning glory so you’ll be able to piss straight and put your trousers on without having to wait an hour before you can leave the house in the morning.

7.         Tip - Use plenty of lube to get the maximum effect.

Happy Spanking!